Put a HOCKEY PLAYER in my ask & I'll tell you 'HOT' or 'NOT'.
- Operator: 911, please hold.
- Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- Murderer: K.
- TYPE YOUR NAME: Uva
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: ujva
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: uva
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: yu7v a
- SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: hgt
“To be honest with you, no offense, but I never really listen to you guys anyway.” —PK Subban to the media post-game 27/12/11 (via michaelcammalleri)
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.