May 2013
iheartfrenchi:
petition for you to not
Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me....
me: my hockey team sucks
me: (◡‿◡✿)
someone: your hockey team sucks
me: (☉‿☉✿)
Hockey Questions
1. Favorite hockey team:
2. Favorite player:
3. Favorite rivalry:
4. Least favorite team:
5. First NHL game:
6. Who you want to win the Stanley cup this year:
7: What jerseys do you own:
8: Favorite captain:
9: Best bromance:
10: A player you ship yourself with:
11: Do you watch junior hockey?
12: Best hockey memory:
13: A hockey game your excited for:
14: Best looking jerseys:
15: What player would you like to me best friends with? Why?:
16: NHL crush:
17: Favorite hockey blog(s):
18: Favorite junior team:
19: Favorite coach:
20: Have you ever seen or touched the Stanley Cup:
21: Have you met any players? When and how?
22: Who do you think the best player in the NHL is?
23: World championship or world juniors:
24: What Olympic team do you root for:
25: Favorite rookie:
26: Who do you think is the best goalie?
27: If you do play hockey what position do you play?/ If you played what position would you play?
28: Favorite goal song:
29: Thoughts on punk bunnies:
30: Have you ever jumped a bandwagon? If so what team and when?
4 tags
vagisodium:
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
3 tags
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
4 tags
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
3 tags
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
1 tag
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Put two people in my ask and I'll tell you which...
1 tag
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A 'FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH'...
immosjake asked: snow white, rapunzel, little red riding hood, beauty and the beast, the star money & the valiant little tailor
Send me a fairytale.
Snow White: Do you consider yourself pretty?
Sleeping Beauty: How many hours do you sleep each night?
Cinderella: Do you have a curfew?
Rapunzel: Do you like being outside?
Little Red Riding Hood: Do you trust strangers easily?
The Wolf and the seven little Goats: Are you easily fooled?
The Seven Ravens: Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
Beauty and the Beast: What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
The Little Mermaid: What sacrifice would you bring for love?
The Frog Prince: What do you find disgusting?
Jack and the Beanstalk: What plants are in your room?
Puss in Boots: Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
Rumpelstiltskin: What is the meaning of your url?
Bluebeard: Name one character flaw!
Pinocchio: What is your greatest wish?
Peter Pan: What is your (mental) age?
The Star Money: What is your most prized possesion?
Golden Mary and Pitch Mary: Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
The Snow Queen: Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
Godfather Death: What qualities do you think make a good parent?
The Twelve Dancing Princesses: Do you like to go on parties?
The Emperor's New Clothes: Do you care much about your clothes?
The Valiant Little Tailor: Do you think of yourself as brave?
The Princess and the Pea: Are you a squeamish person?
3 tags
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
kushangel:
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
Reporter: Is your confidence growing?
Tuukka: My confidence is always high
3 tags
radmarco:
the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
